<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">no...we just have modes of transportation more advanced than attaching a couple of wheels to our shoesOriginally posted by oranges:
you americans are just a bunch of pussys [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Head bursting eh? Sounds like an interesting activity. Perhaps I should go try that....
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">no...we just have modes of transportation more advanced than attaching a couple of wheels to our shoesOriginally posted by oranges:
you americans are just a bunch of pussys [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Heh, i sucked at iceskating, sadly. Not a real dutchman apparently. Been ages ago since i even touched skates. I do have an offer for whatchamacallits, those roller-skate-thingies with just one row of 4 wheels, but i doubt i'm gonna take that offer, i think i'd just look weird on skates.
Rollerblades? Those are dumb too.
oh your talking real skates? screw the skates go the roller blades else im screwed too!
i especially hate roller blades. i will not use
them... and i hate those gay fucking hockey skates
they have for ice skating now.
skating sucks... but if i'm gonna do it, i prefer
the old school tools for the job
i know you're not talking about skateboarding but im gonna post it anyway.
note: only the first verse is semi-relevant.
"Don't believe the hype" is hype.
"Every skater I've ever met is a rat-faced fuckin' git
With their stupid olly-impossibles, board side, over-hip
There's a certain cock-sure arrogance only a skateboard can give
They think the world's against them; thank fucking christ it is.
Every crew member I've ever met seems to be a turd
How come it's the illiterate that know every rapper's words?
Up behind the shelter sheds, black consiousness goes wrong;
Malcolm X, he's from Run DMC; Martin Luther King, from a U2 song
And every teen fan I've ever met who claims not to beleive the hype
Is full of self-righteousness and downright fucking tripe.
They say how they hate the stuff that's lectured by their fathers,
And then they swallow whole the guff that's said about Nirvana.
And every adult I have ever met that says kid's music alarms 'em
Forgets the most brainless turd of all is Johnny Fucking Farnhem.
Adult rock is a load of dung, to paraphrase the jesuit(sp?)
Give me the rock fan when young and I'll give you the adult idiot.
So every every kids dressed like Axl Rose, little 16 year old wanker,
Underneath those rebel's clothes is a future merchant banker.
And every jumped up little prat wearing those workin' men's shoes
In ten years time is the person that watches the Channel Ten news."
I grew up out in the country far away from those roller rinks.But on ocasion,one of my dumbass friends would have a roller rink birthday party.I dreaded those things.I couldnt skate for shit.Id death grip the hand rail for a half hour or so till i could master the one legged push move where I only used my right leg to push and my left was the steering wheel.
The older teenage kids would come along and "bump" me to make me fall down.Basterds.I enjoyed the bowling birthday parties much better.
I grew up out in the country far away from those roller rinks.But on ocasion,one of my dumbass friends would have a roller rink birthday party.I dreaded those things.I couldnt skate for shit.Id death grip the hand rail for a half hour or so till i could master the one legged push move where I only used my right leg to push and my left was the steering wheel.
The older teenage kids would come along and "bump" me to make me fall down.Basterds.I enjoyed the bowling birthday parties much better.
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